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A few months ago Cracked magazine asked me to create two illustrations to accompany a controversial article about the recent trend of celebrity overseas adoption. The illustrations can be found in the Jan/Feb 2007 issue, available at newsstands now. I've only briefly followed the Madonna adoption story so I don't know what all the brouhaha is about, but I do remember reading that Sharon Osbourne compared Madge's adoption to "getting a Louis Vuitton handbag." Angelina Jolie isn't too pleased about Madonna's "illegal" adoption either. Oprah said it was okay though.

Reactions on my 5 seconds video of an american flag waving (on youtube)

DJFaggot (1 month ago)
fucking gay american faggots u should all go and hang yourselves.
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MCM97 (1 month ago)
AMERICA RULES
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seans10 (3 weeks ago)
Glorious samoa! LOL.
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Bonkker (3 weeks ago)
FACE it - the US is a crappy country!
You have elected an idiot for president - TWICE!
You make the world a worse place by pulluting and by fighting War of Terror.

You have strange beliefs regarding life. You are against abortion, but you support the Death penalty.

Then there are your strange thoughts on sex, weapons etc, it just goes on and on...

Try signing the Kyoto Protocol and stop beeing assoholes and maybe some other countries will actually like you...
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seans10 (3 weeks ago)
"You are against abortion, but you support the Death penalty." Abortion's legal in the US, halfwit and a majority of the country wants it that way. Now let me simply ask how you can compare the life of, say, a mass murderer with that of an innocent unborn baby?
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Ankle1667 (6 hours ago)
shut up usa is not a CRAPPY COUNTRY SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN TO U BECAUSE OF YOUR COMMENT BONKKER!! if you are lucky you wont die!!
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Ankle1667 (6 hours ago)
i dont get why when i go to videos of beautiful americann flags waving that they arent rated 5 stars every single video of american flags waving should be 5 stars
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sonowtwentythree

stranger than paradise

Mhhh my first entry since days. After having had a terrible jet lag and then being sick, I recovered now -back in Berlin- able to spend time on my beloved blogg. It s weird to be back. Frankfurt, for the first time, seemed tiny and like a film set compared to the vibe of the city New York. Visiting Heidelberg for a day, made it worse, gave me the impression I m on a set design of a Hollywood movie about Germany. Being back in Berlin, kinda gave me back a right perspective. But looking around me a lot of things don’t seem to be distinct German anymore or maybe to distinct. The attitude of “white trash” in Germany for example seemed to be in your face, obvious. But I have never thought about it. And looking to Eastern Europe, everything seemed smaller, more trashy and cheap over there anyways, but now from a perspective even further west? Germany is pretty trashy at times…Ostig eben.
Well anyways, Nadine and Paul moved out I moved in. They got themselves a nice pretty big three-bedroom apartment in Kreuzberg - Wrangelkiez. But and it is a but, it is coal oven heating. I really enjoyed building little heaps of wood, paper and briquettes. Nadine had to light it though. But to do it every day???? Every day???? I felt like back in the days. It s stranger than paradise.